Why dont they just let the stupid bunny have some trix cereal?

 

 

If we can put a man on the moon....  why cant we put them all there?

 

Is there love at first sight for blind people?

 

Why doesnt tarzan have a beard?

 

If a turtle looses his shell will he be homless or just naked?

 

Why was humpty dumpty on that wall in the first place?

 

If four out of five people SUFFER from diarrhea does that fifth person enjoy it?

 

Can you cry underwater?

 

If people can put up nude statues everywhere, then why cant we run around naked?

 

Is there another word for synonym?

 

Have you ever stopped to think then forget to start again?

 

If aliens are smarter than us.... and we're smarter than animals......then why do they keep abducting cows?

 

When a smurf is choking what color does he turn?

 

Can you get cornered in a round room?

 

If hooters started a door to door delivery service would they be called knockers?

 

If waldo married carmen sandiego  would anybody be able to find the wedding?

 

Since bread is square why is sandwich meat round?

 

When the buss driver gets off the bus who closes the door?

 

If someone asks you what time it is and points to their wrist do they point at their ass when they ask where the bathroom is?

 

How do "please keep off the grass" signs get in the middle of yards and such?

 

Whats the speed of dark?

 

How do you handcuff a one armed man?

 

Why do croutons come in air tight packages when their just stale bread to begin with?

 

Why is it that our parents tell us never to take candy from strangers yet on halloween they make us do it?

 

What would happen if everyone flushed their toilet at the same time?

 

Why is it that it takes one careless match to start a forest fire but it takes the whole damn box to light a camp fire?

 

Did your Karma run over my Dogma?

 

If a deaf boy swears does his mother wash his hands?

 

If guns kill people, can i blame mis-spelled words on my pencil?

 

Whats the difference between clear and see through

 

What do you call a male lady bug?

 

Do penguins have knees?

 

Do bald men wash their heads with soap or shampoo?

 

Why do people with closed minds always open up their mouths?

 

does a bisexual parade march both ways?

 

 

 

1. Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

2. Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

3. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

4. How do I set my laser printer on stun?

5. How is it possible to have a civil war?

6. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

7. If God dropped acid, would he see people?

8. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

9. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

10. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

11. If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

12. If you're born again, do you have two belly-buttons?

13. If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?

14. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

15. Is a castrated pig disgruntled?

16. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?

17. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

18. Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

19. What happens when none of your bees wax?

20. Where are we going? And what's with this handbasket?

21. If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff?

22. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

23. If most car accidents occur within five miles of home, why doesn't
everyone just move 10 miles away?